masssy:

it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

(Source: joshsux, via gpoys)

nsome:

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

and thats immature?