@3 hours ago with 96324 notes
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
@3 hours ago with 29724 notes
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
and thats immature?